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I’m just kidding about the last part. I’ve got a few of these emails on my to-read list, and I’m ready to see how they feel when I read them.

This email is from a guy named “J.L.” and it’s from the last thing he wrote to you, just a few hours ago. He asks you to help him take down a couple of people who have set up a website for the purpose of collecting money to buy weapons to kill you, for their own purposes.

A warning to the people who buy my email, you are in deep shit. J.L, you say, is a very nice guy. He just got a new job at the bank, and he can’t hack into my account. This is a very serious matter, so you should contact him right away and tell him what you told me. If you do that, he will send you a couple of hundred dollars and tell you all about it.

I was the same as you, J.L, except I didn’t have $100 to send you. I was an idiot. I’m sorry.

I used to think that was a joke. Then I got a phone call from J.L., and he told me how to contact him if I wanted to buy the stuff. That was really embarrassing. It was so embarrassing that I forgot to tell you what J.L. had told me.

J.L. is probably the coolest email I ever got. I got it from someone who had a very similar story to mine. In fact, I’m sure J.L. has some of the same email addresses for people he talks to about the game.

I wish I still had a J.L. email address. I think I have one now.

I’ve been talking to J.L. for like two years. I tried him out on a few games he’s made before, but I never got a reply. I asked him about the email, and he told me that he does a lot of email-to-game stuff every day. So if you want to get a J.L. email address, I suggest you do a quick search for “J.L.’s email address.” It’s a pretty good one.

J.L. is also the guy who owns the company that is producing the game (Im sure he would be willing to give me a credit card for that). The email is supposedly written by him and is supposed to be in the form of a question. It’s not a question. Its kinda like an email you might get from an ex-boyfriend.

The email is written by a dude named “Lol”. Its not from an ex-boyfriend. Its from J.L.s character.